Randy Couple Sue After Noisy Sex Session Had Them Thrown Off Cruise Ship

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A couple claim they were kicked off a Caribbean cruise ship on the first day of their two-week trip for having sex too loudly. The German couple say they forgot to close the balcony door to their suite onboard.

 Germans Renate and her husband Volker, said that they were having very loud sex in their bedroom while the ship, which set sail on April 1, was anchored off Barbados.

They are now launching legal action against TUI cruises after they were left stranded with their suitcases on the exotic island.

Renate said the pair began arguing loudly, but claimed there was no violence and no damage to their accomodation at all then proceed to make up with a passionate sex session.

There after a manager and a cruise ship security guard later came to their room to tell them the captain had ordered them to leave.

The couple claim they were left stranded and had to fork out thousands to pay for a flight back to Paris and a train home to Germany.