A welcome return to Spain for a woman who has the mouth of a drunken Russian pirate

Strictly no kids allowed for Svetlana Stanislav night Credit: Facebook

NO matter how hard they try, La Sala Banus in Marbella cannot keep away the doyen of dark lifestyle coaching Svetlana Stanislav whose shows are not suitable for the very young or easily upset because she says that she has the mouth of a drunken Russian pirate.

Much of what she says is a real insight to the human condition and British actress and comedian Danni Ravden who has created this sexy yet somewhat frightening character has herself trained as both a nutritionist and genuine lifestyle coach before deciding that she would turn to the dark side and entertain audiences around the world.

You can catch some of her very personal ‘self-help’ videos on YouTube where she has thousands of followers but you can also see the real Svetlana on Wednesday February 12 when she returns once again to entertain in the Live Lounge with the show kicking off (in more ways than one) at 7.30pm.

If you want to enjoy an evening with the sometimes controversial and often offensive yet always amusing Svetlana, reservations cost €33 per person to include the show, a welcome glass of cava and a two course menu.

To make sure of your booking email [email protected] or call 952 814 145 but don’t forget that St Valentine’s Day isn’t until February 14 (and La Sala have a number of great Valentine options) so don’t take a new love for a romantic evening as they might just be surprised by the entertainment provided by this regular visitor to Marbella.

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John Smith

Married to Ophelia in Gibraltar in 1978, John has spent much of his life travelling on security print and minting business and visited every continent except Antarctica. Having retired several years ago, the couple moved to their house in Estepona and John became a regular news writer for the EWN Media Group taking particular interest in Finance, Gibraltar and Costa del Sol Social Scene. Share your story with us by emailing [email protected], by calling +34 951 38 61 61 or by messaging our Facebook page www.facebook.com/EuroWeeklyNews