By Euro Weekly News Media • 04 August 2022 • 6:13
Nora Johnson: The heat is on - avoiding havoc on the hottest days. Image - Roman Samborskyi/shutterstock
What they do/don’t have is usually a six-pack, multiple tattoos and/or a fat belly. What a sight! But not as startling as those shopping sporting “budgie smugglers” – the butt of jokes everywhere (pun intended)!
Which reminds me of the story of one poor guy strong-armed into playing the organ in a nearby church – the Episcopalian Church of Scotland. At the start of the service, there was a procession of office-holders all carrying banners who were played into the Church with the minister at their head.
As one of the office-holders parked his banner and took his official seat in front of the organ he glanced over at the newly deputising organ player and shouted: “They tell me you have the biggest organ in the Church.”
Oddly this had such a paralysing effect on the poor guy that, if said anywhere else, would have had him rolling in the, err, aisles…
Nora Johnson’s critically acclaimed psychological crime thrillers (www.nora-johnson.net) all available online including eBooks (€0.99;£0.99), Apple Books, audiobooks, paperbacks at Amazon etc. Profits to Cudeca cancer charity.
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