Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Vagina Scented Candle – Yes, You Read That Correctly

Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow has unveiled her vagina scented candle, being released via her alternative wellness company ‘Goop’ for $75. 

Boldy titled ‘This Smells Like My Vagina,’ the candle has sold out almost instantly. We can only imagine the demographic of buyers. The candle itself has been described as “funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected.”

Uncovering the origin of the bizarre product, the website states:

‘This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP—the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina”—but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.’ 

‘It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.’

Candle Critic’s have gotten their hands on the product and informed that “it doesn’t smell anything like a real vagina.” Either way, I think I’ll be sticking to air fresheners or basic candles.

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George Day